| Season 3, Episode 18|
Number (#65) in series (222 episodes)
|Air date||February 19, 1991|
|Written by||Jennifer Heath & Amy Sherman|
|Directed by||John Whitesell|
Communicable Theater was the 18th episode of Season 3 of Roseanne, also the 65th overall series episode. Written by Jennifer Heath and Amy Sherman, the episode was directed by John Whitesell. It originally aired on ABC-TV on February 19, 1991.
Roseanne is torn between taking care of a flu-stricken Dan, taking D.J. to get a badge for his scouts and helping Jackie learn lines for her play.
- Jackie: Maybe Roxanne just isn't my part.
- Roseanne: I don't know. She dumps the cool guy with the big nose for the moron with the cute butt. That's right up your alley.
- DJ (to Roseanne): You lied!
- Roseanne: Okay, so it's not exactly like Pinocchio.
- Darlene: You should've caught on when she told you that the Elephant Man was just like Dumbo.
- Dan: Oh, okay.