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Do You Know Where Your Parents Are? was the 11th episode of Season 3 of Roseanne, also the 58th overall series episode. Written by David A. Caplan amd Brian LaPan, the episode was directed by John Whitesell. It originally aired on ABC-TV on December 4, 1990.

SummaryEdit

Since Becky & Darlene continually break curfew, Dan and Roseanne celebrate the anniversary of their first lovemaking by revisiting the restaurant/hotel and staying out very, very late hoping to teach the girls a lesson with the help of Jackie.

TriviaEdit

  • This episode scored 28.5 million viewers and ranked #4 in the ratings for the week that it originally aired.

QuotesEdit

Roseanne (to Dan): You said you'd make me the happiest girl in the whole USA.
DJ: Mom, the toilet's broken!
Roseanne: Liar.


Roseanne (after the girls break curfew again): We have this really crazy idea that you actually listen when we speak, so when you're not home by 9:00, we figure you've got a reason, and if we're not hearing that reason from you, we just sit here and make up our own reasons, like that you're lying in a ditch somewhere.
Becky: Well, we would have called, but there was no phone in the ditch we were lying in.

Becky (after the girls break curfew): It's only 10:00.
Dan: It means you're an hour late.
Roseanne: And you're always an hour late.
Darlene: Well then, we're on time!


Roseanne: Season Three
The TestFriends and RelativesLike, a VirginLike, a New JobGoodbye Mr. RightBecky, Beds and BoysTrick or TreatPMS, I Love YouBird is the WordDream LoverDo You Know Where Your Parents Are?ConfessionsThe Courtship of Eddie, Dan's FatherThe WeddingBecky Does not Live Here AnymoreHome-EcValentine's DayCommunicable TheaterVegas InterruptusHer Boyfriend's BackTroubles with the RubblesSecond Time AroundDances with DarleneScenes from a BarbecueThe Pied Piper of Lanford
Season Episode Guides

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The Conners: Season 1

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