Goodbye, Mr. Right was the 5th episode of Season 3 of Roseanne, also the 52nd overall series episode. Written by Bruce Graham, the episode was directed by John Whitesell. It originally aired on ABC-TV on October 16, 1990.

Plot summaryEdit

After Police Officer Jackie gets slightly injured, Gary says that he's tired of always worrying about her and wants Jackie to quit her job on the force.

Meanwhile, Becky and Darlene find something disturbing under D.J.'s bed that makes them believe he's a complete psycho.


  • This episode marks the last appearance of Gary.


Becky: Mother! These are my old dolls!
Dan: Oh God, he's not playing with dolls, is he? (looks up to see the beheaded Barbie doll) Oh, good!

Jackie (to the nurse): Then he went for his gun.
Nurse: What gun? Your partner said the guy was completely naked and then you both fell down a flight of stairs.
Roseanne: You tackled a naked guy?
Jackie: It was dark, it could have been a gun!

Roseanne (about the boxes of doll heads and doll parts that Darlene and Becky found under D.J.'s bed): He's a boy and boys do things like this...
Darlene: Alright, but when we do finally have to lock the little wacko in the basement, don't expect me to change his papers.

Roseanne: Season Three (Season 3)

The Test|Friends and Relatives|Like, a Virgin|Like, a New Job|Goodbye Mr. Right|Becky, Beds and Boys|Trick or Treat|PMS, I Love You|Bird is the Word|Dream Lover|Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?|Confessions|The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father|The Wedding|Becky Does not Live Here Anymore|Home-Ec|Valentine's Day|Communicable Theater|Vegas Interruptus|Her Boyfriend's Back|Troubles with the Rubbles|Second Time Around|Dances with Darlene|Scenes from a Barbecue|The Pied Piper of Lanford

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