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Guilt by Disassociation was the third episode of Season 2 of Roseanne, also the 26th overall series episode. Written by comedian/actor Tom Arnold, who would later marry Roseanne Barr, the series' star during the show's run, it was directed by John Pasquin. It originally aired on ABC-TV on September 26, 1989.

SummaryEdit

Roseanne gets her hopes up when she is referred by a friend for an office job that would allow her to quit the telemarketing job she hates. After a quick interview, she lands the job, but the celebration is short lived when the offer is revoked due to Roseanne's lack of computer knowledge.

QuotesEdit

Jackie: Whenever I go on a job interview, I just go as me.
Roseanne: That's why you work in a bar!

Muriel: That's why you're not in Personnel. You can't read people.
Roseanne (grinning): Well, I can read you and you're nuts.

Dan: What's for dinner?
Roseanne (looking at the empty stove): Oh my God! (walks over to the refrigerator and takes out an uncooked roast while Dan bangs silverware on the table top) Uncooked meat.
Dan: Oooh, and I was just wormed.

Muriel (to Roseanne): You might want to come in a little early on Monday to familiarize yourself with the computer.
Roseanne: Oh, look! A microwave with its own organ.

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Roseanne: Season Two
Inherit the Wind|The Little Sister|Guilt by Disassociation|Somebody Stole My Gal|House of Grown-Ups|Five of a Kind|BOO!|Sweet Dreams|We Gather Together|Brain-Dead Poets Society|Lobocop|No Talking|Chicken Hearts|One for the Road|An Officer and a Gentleman|Born to Be Wild|Hair|I'm Hungry|All of Me|To Tell the Truth|Fender Bender|April Fool's Day|Fathers and Daughters|Happy Birthday
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