Pamperec to a Pulp was the sixth episode of Season 9 of Roseanne, also the 203rd overall series episode. It was written by Stacie Lipp, and was directed by Mark K. Samuels. It originally aired on ABC-TV on October 22, 1996.


Roseanne and Jackie's spa trip subjects them to a strict diet, acid peels, skin toxins, and exhausting hikes.


Armed with lottery money, Roseanne and Jackie get the deluxe treatment at a beauty salon, including seaweed wraps, facials, waxes, and yoga. While undergoing a past-life regression, Roseanne believes she used to be Xena Warrior Princess.




  • Tammy Faye Bakker as Make-up Lady
  • Colleen Camp as Jill
  • Jonathan Emerson as Yoga instructor
  • Kathleen Freeman as Seaweed Attendant
  • Ken Kells as Ken
  • Andrea Marcellus as Spa Patron
  • Christy Martin as Christy
  • Todd Oldham as Himself
  • Sharon Oml Chima as Seaweed Girl
  • Ahmet Zappa as Waiter
  • Moon Unit Zappa as Carol
  • Sarah Krasner as Todd Oldman's Fashion Model (uncredited)


Roseanne: Season Nine (Season 9)
Call Waiting|Millions from Heaven|What a Day for a Daydream|Honor Thy Mother|Someday My Prince Will Come|Pampered To A Pulp|Satan, Darling|Hoi Polloi Meets Hoiti Toiti|Roseambo|Home is Where the Afghan Is|Mothers and Other Strangers|Home For The Holidays|Say It Ain't So|Hit the Road, Jack|The War Room|Lanford's Elite|Some Enchanted Merger|A Second Chance|The Miracle|Roseanne-Feld|The Truth Be Told|Arsenic and Old Mom|Into That Good Night, Part 1|Into That Good Night, Part 2
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