Promises, Promises was the 22nd episode of Season 5 of Roseanne, also the 119th overall series episode. Written by Mike Gandolfi, the episode was directed by Andrew D. Weyman. It originally aired on ABC-TV on April 6, 1993.


Darlene decides to attend the prom with David and then take him to a motel room afterward. Are both of them ready for sex? Is either one ready? Tim Curry appears in this episode.


It's prom night for Darlene and David (Johnny Galecki). She surprises him by renting a motel room. Meanwhile, Dan tells Roseanne about his new business idea with Roger (Tim Curry).

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