Roseanne meets First Lady Hillary Clinton, after saving her family and Dr. Bakshmi from women-hating terrorists on a train to Washington D.C.
Roseanne battles a group of terrorists when her family is held up on a hijacked train which was originally headed to Washington D.C.
- Roseanne as Roseanne Conner
- John Goodman as Dan Conner (credit only)
- Laurie Metcalf as Jackie Harris
- Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner (credit only)
- Michael Fishman as D.J. Conner
- Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner (credit only)
- Steven Seagal as Himself
- Mike Tyson as Himself
- Don King as Himself
- Teresa Barnwell as Hillary Clinton
- Iqbal Theba as Dr. Bakshi
- Lawrence Hilton-Jacobs as Louis
- Gary Kasper as Frank
- Ahmed Ahmed as Hakeem
- Nate Kanae as Lee
- Mother Love as Soba
- Biff Wiff as Tyler
- Steve Saucedo as Arnold
- Garrett & Kent Hazen as Andy Harris (uncredited)
- Scott McKinley as Photographer (uncredited)
- Despite being credited, John Goodman (Dan Conner), Sara Gilbert (Darlene Conner) and Sarah Chalke (Becky Conner) do not appear.
- This episode is widely regarded by fans as the worst episode of the whole series.