Jackie and Mark attend a wrestling match, where Jackie ends up fighting the Black Widow. DJ's first sexual experience looms and he consults Mark, who isn't helpful.
Jackie and Mark attend a female wrestling match, DJ is unprepared when a quiet night with Heather goes farther than expected, and Bev is introduced to a new "friend" named Joyce.
- Roseanne as Roseanne Conner
- John Goodman as Dan Conner (credit only)
- Laurie Metcalf as Jackie Harris
- Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner (credit only)
- Michael Fishman as D.J. Conner
- Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner (credit only)
- Heather Matarazzo as Heather
- Martin Mull as Leon Carp
- Fred Willard as Scott
- Dot Jones as Black Widow
- Ruta Lee as Joyce
- Spice Williams as Cincinnatti Patti
- Faith Minton as Wrestler
- Kit Pongetti as Ticket Taker
- Despite being credited, John Goodman (Dan Conner), Sara Gilbert (Darlene Conner) and Sarah Chalke (Becky Conner) do not appear.