A prince comes to Lanford with hopes of romancing Jackie. He then invites the Conners on a trip to New York.
Prince Carlos Charmaine (Jim Varney) from Moldavia, visits Jackie, with whom he's enamored after seeing her on television. Roseanne warns Jackie to remain distant, until Leon discovers that he's really a prince. The family are invited on a trip to New York with Leon in place of Dan, who's still in California.
- Roseanne as Roseanne Conner
- John Goodman as Dan Conner (credit only)
- Laurie Metcalf as Jackie Harris
- Sara Gilbert as Darlene Conner (credit only)
- Michael Fishman as D.J. Conner
- Sarah Chalke as Becky Conner
- Martin Mull as Leon Carp
- Jim Varney as Prince Carlos
- Erick Avari as Prince's Assistant
- Dr. Frank Ryan as Himself
- Despite being credited, John Goodman (Dan Conner) and Sara Gilbert (Darlene Conner) do not appear.
- This marks the first episode where Dan is completely absent. He will be absent for twelve total episodes of the season.