"The Pied Piper of Lanford"
Season 3, Episode 25
Number (#72) in series (222 episodes)
Network ABC-TV
Air date May 14, 1991
Written by Jeff Abugov
Directed by Gail Mancuso
Episode guide
Scenes from a Barbecue
A Bitter Pill to Swallow (Season 4 opener)

The Pied Piper of Lanford was the 25th episode and season finale episode of Season 3 of Roseanne, also the 72nd overall series episode. Written by Jeff Abugov, the episode was directed by Gail Mancuso. It originally aired on ABC-TV on May 14, 1991.


Dan and Roseanne commit to opening a motorcycle shop with their free-spirited old friend Ziggy, who gets cold feet at the last minute.


Ziggy: (to Roseanne) Becky's got a crush on me. She digs my eyes.
Roseanne: Well, red always was her favorite color.

Ziggy: I believe in this idea.
Roseanne: Well Ziggy, you used to believe you could see yourself sleeping if you just woke up fast enough.
Ziggy: And I haven't been proven wrong.

Roseanne: Season Three (Season 3)

The Test|Friends and Relatives|Like, a Virgin|Like, a New Job|Goodbye Mr. Right|Becky, Beds and Boys|Trick or Treat|PMS, I Love You|Bird is the Word|Dream Lover|Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?|Confessions|The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father|The Wedding|Becky Does not Live Here Anymore|Home-Ec|Valentine's Day|Communicable Theater|Vegas Interruptus|Her Boyfriend's Back|Troubles with the Rubbles|Second Time Around|Dances with Darlene|Scenes from a Barbecue|The Pied Piper of Lanford

Season episode guides

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