| Season 7: Episode 2|
(149 / 231 episodes)
|Air date||September 28, 1994|
|Written by|| Teleplay by: |
Stevie Ray Fromstein and Pat Bullard
Story by: Rob Ulin
|Directed by||Gail Mancuso|
Nine is Enough (Season 7 premiere)
Snoop Davey Dave
Two for One was the second episode of Season 6 of Roseanne, also the 148th overall series episode. It was written by and Stevie Ray Fromstein and Pat Bullard from an original story by Rob Ulin, and was directed by Gail Mancuso. It originally aired on ABC-TV on September 28, 1994.
Darlene is discovered to be sleeping with another guy, Jimmy at a motel; David is initially okay with this because he doesn't want to lose her, but Roseanne encourages him to take initiative. When David gives Darlene an ultimatum, ordering her to choose, it backfires on him when Darlene chooses Jimmy. After an argument, David calls her a coldhearted bitch and storms out in tears.
Jackie sees Darlene's car at a motel and tells Roseanne, who thinks Darlene and David have broken their promise to abstain from having sex. Roseanne is shocked to learn that Darlene is seeing a guy named Jimmy and David knows. David gives Darlene an ultimatum about Jimmy, when she chooses Jimmy, Darlene and David break-up. Dan admits to Jackie that he is afraid about having another baby, Jackie assures him he is always a wreck when Roseanne gets pregnant and Roseanne always comforts him, but when Dan tells Roseanne his fears, Roseanne lashes out at him. Roseanne later reveals to Jackie she is also scared and Jackie convinces her to confide in Dan. She tries to tell Dan, but ends up comforting him like always.
Closing Tag: Throughout the episode family members drink milk from the fridge that is sour, then put it back in the fridge. Dan is the last one to drink the milk and ends up convulsing, but manages to get the milk back in the fridge before dying on the kitchen floor.