Valentine's Day was the 17th episode of Season 3 of Roseanne, also the 64th overall series episode. Written by Bob Myer, the episode was directed by John Whitesell. It originally aired on ABC-TV on February 12, 1991.


Roseanne is mad at Dan for forgetting Valentine's Day, so he winds up full-figure lingerie shopping. Darlene's upset when a boy she likes asks out Becky instead


This episode marks the first appearance of Leon.


Roseanne (while reading a Valentine's Day card from Dan): Though this gift is not what you desired, the message is quite clear. If you need proof of how much I love you, Well heck Rosey, I'm still here!

Barry (during a phone conversation): Hello. This is Barry Parker. Is this Darlene?
Becky: Just a second, Barry. I'll get her. (screams) Darlene, hurry!
(Becky and Darlene begin to celebrate by screaming and jumping up and down)
Darlene: OK. I just became one of the girls I hate. Now give me the phone.

Roseanne: Season Three (Season 3)

The Test|Friends and Relatives|Like, a Virgin|Like, a New Job|Goodbye Mr. Right|Becky, Beds and Boys|Trick or Treat|PMS, I Love You|Bird is the Word|Dream Lover|Do You Know Where Your Parents Are?|Confessions|The Courtship of Eddie, Dan's Father|The Wedding|Becky Does not Live Here Anymore|Home-Ec|Valentine's Day|Communicable Theater|Vegas Interruptus|Her Boyfriend's Back|Troubles with the Rubbles|Second Time Around|Dances with Darlene|Scenes from a Barbecue|The Pied Piper of Lanford

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